Got back from a good ride and asked Sweet Enemy if there was any mail for me. She mentioned the Discover bill and the bill for hosting Obscurius. When I grumbled at the not-goodness of the mail, she went "oh! There's this!" and handed me this month's Bike Magazine (which, believe it or not, she reads even though I can't get her to ride with me).
As I headed downstairs to change, she handed me the magazine.
"Don't forget to put this in the bathroom, for perusal later."
I gave her a mock-incredulous look.
"Well, you know that's where it goes!" she replied as she turned away
listening to while posting: "Bagman's Dilemma" by the Decemberists